10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fold and live to fold again
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.