10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo