10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.