10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson