10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson