10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.