10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You have to piss with the dick you have