10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio