10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.