10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it