10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts