10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."