10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A