10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.