10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.