10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"