10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.