10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for loners.