10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer