10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it