10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels