10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain