10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-