10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris