10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha