10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is