10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.