10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.