10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.