10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders