10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.