10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss