10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament