10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Welcome to kicker school
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer