10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.