10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-