10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear