10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!