10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.