10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "No river, no fish."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for loners.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.