10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus