10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.