10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."