10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.