10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.