10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson