10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.