10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-