10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs