10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.